Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Help us Mike Holmgren, you're our only hope!

These are dark times for sports in the City of Cleveland. The evil Galactic Empire (Pittsburgh Steelers) defeated the Cleveland Browns to end the 2010 NFL regular season for our heroes. Months ago the evil mercenary LeQuit James double crossed the city and it's basketball team leaving them in a state of disarray while baseball still sits incarcerated under the incompetent but malicious owner of the Cleveland Indians Grand Moff Larry Dolan.

Due to his failure to make any progress for the Rebel Browns, Admiral Eric Mangini was jettisoned into space yesterday, destined for Hoth, where most of his antagonists (including Hannah Storm and Adam Schefter of ESPN http://tinyurl.com/2d59s5h) hopes he finds his regular living accommodations in the belly of a Ton Ton.

All is not lost for the Rebel Browns though, their lone Jedi Master is the guiding light during these dark times, continuing to advise us to believe in the Force and his intellect. He has advised us that he will in fact find the correct coach and develop a winning mentality for the franchise. Not since Master Yoda and Darth

Sidious' battled in the Senate (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inTbUf5Swfc) have we been so hopeful for a victory for the Light. Let us hope that our Jedi Master is successful in the task at hand.

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