It's here and it's cold. I woke up at 6 this morning and decided I was going to get back on a 3 days a week workout schedule. I'm glad to say I not only woke up at 6, but I made it to the gym too. However, it wasn't without an interesting anecdote.
I did have one of those interesting (well interesting to me) conversations with myself this morning as I moved the cars around.
Me: F**k it's cold. (cold enough that the coffee I dumped that I had left in the car froze on the ground)
Inner voice: You know what they say about getting up in the morning and working out.
Me: No you idiot I don't there is a phrase that starts like that, besides what the hell does that mean?
Inner voice: Ummmm
Me: You know what they should say, I'm an idiot for going out in the cold this early in the morning for a workout. Instead of buying equipment to put in my house to workout with.
Inner voice: Oh, you are right, there is no phrase that starts like that.
Me: (puzzled) a little slow this morning?
Inner: Wow, it's really f'ing cold.
Me: (more puzzled) thanks for your input. (Note to self, my inner voice is really stupid in the morning.
9 months ago